I make no secret of the fact that despite being a feminist I enjoy watching soul-crushing, deeply unhealthy television, so naturally last week’s final episode of America’s Next Top Model (Cycle 9 ) was a banner occasion, which the delightful Kowhai came over to share with me. One of the challenges that the girls faced in this episode was shooting a video for Covergirl – specifically for Covergirl’s Wet Slicks Fruit Spritzers, and naturally, some of them really really sucked at reading their lines. Thanks to the magic of editing, their attempts were cut into a reasonable ad, but it made us wonder – exactly how hard can it possibly be to remember a tiny little speil and smile at the camera? Well, as it turns out, after a couple of glasses of wine, it’s actually bloody hard. The humiliating video after the jump.


Yeah, that was my best take and Kowhai threatened me with much violence if I posted hers. I know they deliberately named it to make it harder to say, but seriously, who knew I sucked that much? But could you do any better? Post your video here before Wednesday, and I’ll award the best one a brand new Napolean Perdis Kiss Lipgloss.

If my fortune cookie could say one thing. what would it be? “You’ll get a refreshing lipgloss that’s virtually sticky-free..”
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