Okay, first of all. Remember when Kowhai and I made Cover Girl videos a couple of ANTM cycles ago? Well at a hungover drunken New Year’s Day bbq at Amy’s house, I got a couple of more people to give us their best efforts, including Tom:

And Robyn:

And if you watch the behind-the-scenes footage you can watch PPP PAG Hadyn being forced into lipgloss, and who doesn’t want to see that?

But anyways, now, behind the jump, I will put my thoughts on tonight’s episode. Warning – I use a lot of capital letters:

• Teryl-Leigh chooses wedges instead of shoe strings because they’re healthier. WTF? I mena, yes, slightly, but not much more.
• I’m sad that Laura isn’t more natural-sounding, but she looks great.
• Victoria’s accent is embarrassingly Kiwi. She just said that she was dyslexic and that was her fault. What? As far as I’m aware, it is not a lifestyle choice!
• How are you meant to flirt with the camera, TL? Gee, I wonder. It’s such a novel new concept I know.
• Oh Hosana, I admire your enthusiasm and knowledge, but chill ouuuuuuuuuut.
• I think I like CMJ’s commentaries actually.
• And omg, how can Ruby be considered for the ad? HER HIPS ARE THIRTY SEVEN INCHES WIDE! I don’t want to see the obese on my television! Haha, she said whatevs! LOVE HER
• Of COURSE TL dreams of going in a stretch hummer. OF COURSE she does. Oh man, she is so tacky.
• NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER! SO EXCITING!
• Ruby plus-size? GET FUCKED. Oh seriously, FUCK YOU.
• I wonder if Victoria knows that Nigel picking her up means Nigel doing her
• Hosana does wretchedly.
• Aww, Nigel says nice things about us. WE LOVE YOU CLEVELAND!
• I think their criticisms are really good this time round. They make sense. Plus it makes me happy that Nigel shreds TL. And she goes home and continues to look emotionless.

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