And Lisa kicks things off by saying “shut up Cristobelle – or should I say CRUSTobelle”

and I LOL on the inside

and tell her it is Tyra herself who sings the themesong

but because Lisa is so smart she already knew that
8:24 PM
Mrs. Vedder: I know a lot of things.

Me: how angry were you at the way they made Celia eat crow last week?

like, fuck off Tyra

Mrs. Vedder: Oh my god… did you just see how much Celia looked like Jerry BLank then???
8:25 PM
Me: hahahah I love Jerri Blank!

Oh wow, a bunch of girls living together are getting in a fight over dishes

who saw that plot twist coming?

“I’m sorry i live in a nice community and you don’t” – OUCH

I’m sorry I’m a nice person and you’re not, Natalie
8:26 PM
Does she think that poor people don’t wash dishes?

Mrs. Vedder: Natalie may be arrogant, but Aminat is INCREDIBLY irritating

Me: Tomorrow you will be moulded into a fine piece of Clay

Mrs. Vedder: I only actually like Alison and Fo
8:27 PM
Me: if these girls were literate, they’d spot the capital letter

Mrs. Vedder: The rest can eat a bag of dicks.

Me: Fo’sure

Mrs. Vedder: They’re doing some acting thing with Paulina

Me: If they’d seen the trailers, they’d know Clay Aiken was coming along

who is pretty much the worst actor ever

Mrs. Vedder: She’s qualified because she was in the Alibi with Tom Selleck.

So…

Me: based on his years of pretending he wasn’t gay

Mrs. Vedder: Ya know…
8:28 PM
Me: That’s not bossy, that’s angry

“my body is coming into yours”

heh heh heh, isn”t that Nigel’s line?

Mrs. Vedder: These girls don’t understand… uh.. English I think?
8:29 PM
Me: they really really don’t

Mrs. Vedder: If I was Paulina I would be callin’ Tom Selleck and getting his sexy ass in here to help.

He’s way more current and hip than Clay Aiken

Me: he’s busy with Monica

having sex in her parents’ shower
8:30 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Did you not see the final..uh.. 8 seasons of Friends?

Me: they’re doing it again

Mrs. Vedder: Monica married a chandelier from a hotel or something

Me: once is not enough with the Selleckanator

“I come from a family of ‘actors’” says London

Mrs. Vedder: London comes from a long line of actors… like Nic Cage?

Me: with a really weird emphasis on “actors”

Mrs. Vedder: Seriously. Blonde doppelganger.
8:31 PM
Me: that’s really creepy

I wish they were going to be making out with John Barrowman for their challenge

Mrs. Vedder: LISTEN

LIIIIISTEEEEN

Me: they’re going to be “doing it” with someone who’s sold BILLIONS of records
8:32 PM
Mrs. Vedder: OH GOD I HATE CAY AIKEN

Me: CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF TYRA’S

Mrs. Vedder: CAY GAY GLAY whatever his name is

Honey you haven’t worked since… Scrubs?

Apparently Clay Aiken is gay.

Me: Oh, if you snap your fingers, that’s how you make something “snappy”
8:33 PM
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?

I love Fo

Burnsy girl just did the worst “talk to the hand” EVER

Celia is so over the top, it’s fantastic
8:34 PM
I like Celia

Mrs. Vedder: The acting is Shortland Street quality

Me: that’s some high praise there Miss Fur

Mrs. Vedder: Uh oh, Celia was super confident that she’d win the acting challenge but London won

Me: London wins the challenge

I died inside a little

Mrs. Vedder: How will Celia try to jeopardize her chances?

Me: Natalie’s like OMG I LOVE JOE’S JEANS
8:35 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Tyra, I feel I have to say something…

Me: but she’s so rich, why does she care?

Mrs. Vedder: London… was saying.. that. she. hates… black people.. so…

ELIMINATE HER

Me: London is apparently struggling with her weight. Which she thinks will affect her chances at modeling. Who knew?

The girls freak out cos they think they’re shooting with men
8:36 PM
Mrs. Vedder: I don’t like McKie

Me: Oh, it’s Mckey

she’s like, working

woah!

They’re doing their VERY FIRST COMMERCIAL

Mrs. Vedder: New dream matte mousse from easy, breezy, fleasy, wheezey, peesy..

Me: Wow, McKey sounds astonishingly wooden telling them about how the covergirl won’t clog their pores
8:37 PM
They’re split into groups

with the whitey white girls with the black girls

Allison is worried about doing well
8:38 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Natalie just called them hicks. SHe was clearly joking. But cmon. CMON. If people hate your ass for being stuck up, why provoke them? It’s like this is reality tv or something

Me: Is that Brandon Flowers directing the video?

Mrs. Vedder: Celia is even good at acting

But Alison .. not so much

Me: Allison is like, tagging along

like Little J
8:39 PM
Man, Aminat was so much better with her afro
8:40 PM
Burnsy Girl asks Mckey for advice on bringing herself out

Mrs. Vedder: She’d be better with my foot in her ass

Me: McKey says basically nothing

Allison is DREADFUL

and the woman from Covergirl looks like SJP

not a good lookk

Mrs. Vedder: Alison needs to narrow her eyes in her next photoshoot

and keep her damn mouth closed
8:41 PM
Me: Yum, their food looks good

Mrs. Vedder: she’s cute, but the big eyed, big toothy look is wearing thin

Me: I wish we had catering all the time, Lisa

We should get a sponsor or something

or try out for Top Model

Mrs. Vedder: Alison just said she needs to learn how to manipulate her face in photos.

It’s like she’s reading this.

OMG SHE’S A HACKER!!!!
8:42 PM
Me: her password is “XOXO GOSSIP GIRL”

Let’s hope Fo does well

cos she is the best
8:43 PM
Burnsygirl sucks

Tahlia

Oooh, did Fo just feel up Natalie? that’d be one way to make me care about Natalie

Mrs. Vedder: True Blend Mike.
8:44 PM
Me: I

I’m going to come down and beat YOU with a stick, Mr J

Mrs. Vedder: London is too confident.

Me: Ugh, London makes me nauseous

Mrs. Vedder: I’m a NZer. I dont like confidence.

Me: KILL THE TALL POPPIES

Mrs. Vedder: Talllllll poooopppppppppppppies…
8:45 PM
Plus she slouches like .. NIC CAGE

Me: Plus, she reminds me of someone I don’t like

but I can’t think of who

Mrs. Vedder: omg, have we seen them in the same room at the same time.

Monty Burns sucks anus.

Me: What the hell is Tahlia wearing? she looks like she’s in the european section of the ezibuy catelgoue
8:46 PM
Wow, really comfortable shuffling order of girls

Mrs. Vedder: Uh oh

this is the week that Tahlia decides she doesn’t wanna be a model again

Because she’s oozing suck

SO Celia is gonna hafta nark again

and then Nigel and Tyra are going to be all disappointed Deans of the 6th FOrm again

Me: she won’t nark agaqin though
8:47 PM
Allison should NOT sit like a tiny child

Mrs. Vedder: I hate the episodes without a photoshoot.
8:48 PM
Me: Ugh, London is wearing a horizontal headband again

like she’s Mischa Barton or Nicole Ritchie

Mrs. Vedder: it amazes me that someone as horrendous as renee zellweger can play someone as delightful as bridget jones (ad for the movie..)

Me: Clay’s a guest judge. Awesome

Celia definitely has the best style

but her hair up in the ad is not good
8:49 PM
Woah, Miss Jay has the biggest bow in the entire world

Mrs. Vedder: Clay Aiken has some amazing eyebrows.

Me: Tyra doesnt like Celia

so she has to criticise her

fuck you Tyra

Tiyona really doesn’t do it for me in the flesh

but her photos are niec

nice
8:50 PM
Allison is terrified in the background of Tiyonna’s ad

Oh, Allison’s not allowed to wear the same dress again.

GROUND HOG DAY

Mrs. Vedder: maaaaaaaaan… those nz’s next top models would SUFFER

they wore the same shitty max tops every week

Me: The NZ models had all Max clothes

ha
8:51 PM
Tiyonna and Allison are trading clothes

Mrs. Vedder: I bet ALison’s clothes smell like cats.

Me: hahahahahahaha

total crazy cat lady
8:52 PM
AMinat is talking like she’s selling micromachines

not microminerals

hehehe

I made a funny

Tyra is trying to criticise Aminat’s pronunciation

Mrs. Vedder: London’s pants are awful

Me: and says “as a sing-gur”

Mrs. Vedder: They make her vagina look huge

Me: nice work Tyra
8:53 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Shut up London. PAPA DON’T PREACH. B ut London does. About Jesus.

Hey they told her off for slouching

Me: Hah, London’s in shock at her criticism

Mrs. Vedder: It’s like THEY’RE HACKING MY GMAIL AS WELL

AND PAULINA JUST COMMENTED ON THE BIG VAGINA SHORTS

GET OUT OF MY GMAIL BITCHES

Me: All Paulina can say is “don’t wear those shorts, they’re not becoming”
8:54 PM
Oh, that’s right, London reminds me of that dumbass “fashion” blogger

that’s why I hate her
8:55 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Fo is awesome… but she is spitting out her words.

Me: they TOTALLY write the scripts to trip them up though

Mrs. Vedder: She brings it together at the end though

Me: I mean, if we actually had covergirl ads here, we’d know they’re much clearer language

Mrs. Vedder: We do.

Drew Barrymore is in them

Creeping me out

Me: oh reals? I love Drew Barrymore
8:56 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Tahlia hs a lazy eye

Me: I wish she was my BFF

You’re obsessed with Lazy Eyes

you’re like, a trainer on The Biggest Lazy Eye or something

Tahlia looks like Vanessa Williams in ugly betty

except uglier
8:57 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Miss J’s hair and boytie makes his vagina look big too

Me: Whatthefuck is tyra smoking?

Mrs. Vedder: Tyra … crack is whack man. crack is whack
8:58 PM
Tiana looks like an alien

Me: Tyra HATES Celia. When people praise her, she’s all “_I_ never read one teleprompter in my five year contract”

Mrs. Vedder: Paulina just dissed Nigel
8:59 PM
Why does Clay Aiken feel he is qualified to critique acting?

Me: Ha, I like that Clay is arguing with Tyra though

Mrs. Vedder: Didn’t he creep out a nation with his eye winking to camera?

Me: that was Michael Murphy

Mrs. Vedder: No it was Clay Aiken

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
9:00 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Big Vagina Shorts

Me: Clay just said “[Tahlia] WILL NOT COME OUT (of her shell)”

Mrs. Vedder: BVS

Me: Takes one to know one

Paulina’s fringe looks greasy

like mine always does

Mrs. Vedder: Hey, she should try Batise dry shampoo

Available in a range of fragrances.

I have tropical!

Delicious.
9:01 PM
I hate London

She looks like a big vaginaed fuckhole

Ohhh Celia gets first photo/screen shot

Me: Ha, I love that Tyra didn’t want to give it to Celia but everyone else sucked

Mrs. Vedder: Tht must have stung Tyra’s BBQ hole
9:02 PM
Me: Tiyonna does look cute in Allison’s dress

Yay Fo made it through!

Who’s going home? Tahlia?

Mrs. Vedder: WATCH OUT!

Me: Or Allison

?

Mrs. Vedder: BIG VAGINA SHORTS COMING

Me: It must be time for Burnsy to fuck off

Mrs. Vedder: If they boot Alison over Monty Burns I’ll scream
9:03 PM
For realsies

Me: I think Aminat freaks me out a bit cos she reminds me of that Crazy Girl from last yeaar

that I was fucking around with

Down to Allison and Burnsy

I reckon it’s Burnsy going
9:04 PM
Mrs. Vedder: Tahlia has a face like a dropped pie

Me: cos she is so blaaaaaaaaaaah

her pic last week was great

but maybe I just loved the purple lipstick

Mrs. Vedder: Just as well Alison got to stay

Me: YAY! Burnsy is gone

Mrs. Vedder: Or I’d have screamed

I guess Americas Next Top Model won’t be a billionaire power plant owner.
9:05 PM
That’s a shame.

Me: Hehehe

Mr Burns would be a good model

Mrs. Vedder: Celia must feel vindicated.

Me: strong eyes

skinny

personality

etc

Mrs. Vedder: But I bet Kourtnie is at home, throwing powdered drink mix at the tv.

Me: hahaha

I can[‘t even remember what Kourtnie looked like

Mrs. Vedder: She looked like AWESOME
9:06 PM
Me: so few ANTM people stand out in my mind anymore

only Kim the lesbian

and Crazy Diaper Lisa

Mrs. Vedder: Remember Lisa, the one that .yes…

precisely..

Remember RUBY?

FROM NZNTM?

Me: oh yes

I love Ruby

Mrs. Vedder: RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY!

Ahhhh ahhh ahh ahh ahh ahhh

Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaah

So how do we rate that episode?

Mrs. Vedder: We rate that…

Baby

Baby
9:07 PM
LEMON

Baby

Baby

PIRATE!?

It’s a wild card!

Me: Thanks for reading, guys

Mrs. Vedder: that i’m thinking of another tv show doesn’t bode well for ANT

m

bye ppp.com people

me: hey sugarplum

ARE YOU RREEEEEEEEEEEADY?
7:24 PM
da dung da dung dung

Vitamin Pony: kia ora

i think we should live blog two and a half men instead

they should change his name to LOLlie sheen
7:25 PM
cuz he brings the LOLs

the weather is turnning to poop before m very eyes
7:26 PM
me: mmmm shitshowers!

Vitamin Pony: a down poooooo-ur
7:27 PM
me: you’re disgusting

Vitamin Pony: thankks

loren is SO annoying
7:28 PM
and her dad looks like michael hill jeweller

and i hate brooke

and i hate sophie

me: i hadn’t seen it like all week before tonight

i don’t think i have missed much

Vitamin Pony: nah same old story
7:31 PM
me: right

let’s DO THIS
7:32 PM
Vitamin Pony: but shorty is still on!

me: Wow, that covergirl mascara looks LUMPY

Vitamin Pony: i’m hoping morgan will come stumbling out of the bushes

me: I never noticed the shots of Ty Ty wearing a producer’s headpiece before

she’s SO involved

These opening credit photos ar seriously BAD
7:33 PM
as is the pink plaid hummer

Vitamin Pony: ok i’m with you now…

me: how are reality show contestants going to get around now that Hummer’s gone out of business?
7:34 PM
Vitamin Pony: i thought models were SUPPOSED to look like beautiful corpses?

the modeling industry is CONFUSING

me: Burns Girl has no confidence because her hair is TERRIBLE now

I wish I could rock a headscarf like a black girl

Vitamin Pony: mind your Ps and Qs?

penises and queens?
7:35 PM
me: Oh, Natalie has previous modelling experience – she’s the rich one, right?

Vitamin Pony: yeah but she’s only 90210 rich

me: so Daddy bought her a contract?

Vitamin Pony: i enjoy alison

me: God Allison looked so much better dark

and not all Taylor Momemson-ish
7:36 PM
Why’d they need a Little J with a Miss J and a Mr J anyway?

Vitamin Pony: jesuslover69 looks so much like young madonna

OPRAH!

me: I love Miss J as Charmschool

She’s more Monique than Sharon Osbourne

Vitamin Pony: legs aint as hairy though

me: ugh, twinsuits and pearls and khakis

Vitamin Pony: ooh i want a cup of tea

me: why oh why?
7:37 PM
Vitamin Pony: miss j looks like the original vivian banks

me: omg totally

I wonder if he can sing as well

Damn, Kourtnie got RACK
7:38 PM
Tahlia looks like she’s limping

Vitamin Pony: hey jo

me: yeah L?

Vitamin Pony: miss j is a tall skinny man with no chin, big nose and … bisexual tendancies…

me: hahahahahah

true true

I’d hit that
7:39 PM
Vitamin Pony: you’d be a fool not to

me: exactly

Vitamin Pony: aww look it’s fo

me: Miss J and Mr J, front and back?

Vitamin Pony: or as i call her faux kat

EWWW BIANCA

i hate bianca

me: Was Bianca the one with the granola bars?

Vitamin Pony: no that was bree
7:40 PM
me: Was Bianca the one that got into a fight with Nicky Blonski?

Vitamin Pony: bianca was the one who told tootie that she was borderline plus size

yes that’s her.

me: You know everything!

Vitamin Pony: i know.

i’m awesome.

me: London don’t preach

OMG CARLTON DANCE

Vitamin Pony: ok, jesus street preacher looks like nicolas cage

that was a TERRIBLE carlton dance

me: YOU LOVE THE CARLTON DANCE!
7:41 PM
I’m glad that they know of it though

Vitamin Pony: as a carlton dance aficionado, i call shenanigans.

tyra banks KNOWS carlton

remember when she was a serious actress?

me: Was Ty Ty ever on the fresh prince?

Vitamin Pony: yeah!!
7:42 PM
she was will’s friend who worked at the university

me: ahhh

i mostly just remember the very Special episode

Vitamin Pony: she was all tomboyish but FIERCE

me: when Will went out with Queen Latifah

eventually

even though she was a FATTY

and then never seen again

i wonder if he killed her

Vitamin Pony: like the one where ashley and carlton experimented with their sexualities

me: and buried her body in the basement
7:43 PM
Vitamin Pony: sione’s wedding

my friend’s fiance is in that

there’s my fun commercial comment

me: all I can think about is ways to surprise children

and that’s not good
7:44 PM
Vitamin Pony: lady gaga. DO NOT WANT

me: I like Lady Gaga

Do you think anyone will read this whole thing?

Vitamin Pony: nah

me: Perhaps we should sneak a secret codeword in

to test people

Vitamin Pony: say something scandalous

FELCHING

me: hehehe

oh, I know
7:45 PM
sometimes I buy NW even if there’s a weight issue on the cover

which I always swore I’d never do

shoosh, don’t tell though

Vitamin Pony: not buying tabloid magazines was my 2009 new years resolution

i haven’t bought once since 2008

me: you did well at it

Vitamin Pony: one, not once
7:46 PM
me: I broke all my resolutions, except to try red lipstick

and I have yet to rollerskate this year

so I’m not doing very well

Vitamin Pony: just do it

NIKE

swoosh

me: And we’re back

Redoing makovers
7:47 PM
she still looks dreadfu

Vitamin Pony: i don’t see the difference in her re-weave

me: half bald

Jill Stuart looks like Sally Field crossed with Jersey Shore
7:48 PM
Vitamin Pony: walking with BAG

S

me: runway ettiquette!

this is going to go bad

I love how spooked Alison always looks

Vitamin Pony: ugh

anne shoket is the worst
7:49 PM
me: worse than Paulina Poriskova?

Vitamin Pony: i have a soft spot for paulina

she was my cousins’ fav model in the 80s

me: Celia looks good on the runway, but a bit too zigzaggywalky

Vitamin Pony: plus she knows tom selleck

me: like Tracey on Shortland Street
7:50 PM
Vitamin Pony: tracey from shorties knows tom selleck!??!?!

me: Oh, Miss J does not like Natalie, unlike Jill Stuart

Vitamin Pony: awesome

me: Tahlia’s hair is DREADFUL

I hate hair lighter than skin

unless it’s absolutly platinum

Vitamin Pony: nijah looks like. one of the earlier cycle girls…

me: haaha Miss J’s face at Nijah is AWESOME

Vitamin Pony: the one who they said got too fat at the end
7:51 PM
and they had to airbrush out her stomach

naww allison.

nice see thru harem pants.

me: hah, that’s just what I was going to say!

Vitamin Pony: go fauxkat!

me: Fo-kat was good!
7:52 PM
Vitamin Pony: do you think fauxkat knows davekat?

me: the dress for the FATTY was bad though

you shut up about Davekat

stay on topic

Vitamin Pony: I WONT

allison was cute and quirky

me: Those shoes are way too clumpy for delicate clothes like they’re wearing

Vitamin Pony: thats… a description…
7:53 PM
MY walk was a little bit weak? well your FACE has a BEAK.. hahaha lols

me: Tahlia looks like, the white chick

Vitamin Pony: from white chicks

me: or whatever that Wayons brother movie was

Vitamin Pony: THEY JUST SAID PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY!

OMG SHOUT OUT

me: SHOUT OUTS!

Vitamin Pony: believe me natalie
7:54 PM
listen natalie

…. no twirling

yet, they enforce twirling

MODELING IS CONFUSING

me: don’t bother your pretty head about it dear

Vitamin Pony: oh my god, like, oh my god.
7:55 PM
me: how can tahlia’s roots be showing so bad already?

Vitamin Pony: ad break. cup of tea bruce?

maybe it’s fashion?

me: also, she’s obviously not going to get kicked off this week

since she said she should go home

your turn to tell a secret

to see if people are paying attention

Vitamin Pony: ok…
7:56 PM
i know all the lyrics to “it’s gonna be me” by nsync

and i know why they’re called n’sync

me: why?

Vitamin Pony: justiNNNNNN

chriSSSSSSS
7:57 PM
joeYYYYYYYY

lanceNNNNNNNNNNN (that one was like calling frida anifrida to make ABBA work)

jCCCCCCCCC

me: i can’t believe I thought JC was going to be the breakout star

Vitamin Pony: like a PIMPLE

AMMA RIGHT?!

me: hehehe you are a funny
7:59 PM
I’m glad we get the requisite shot of Tahlia’s scars to remind us she is a BURN VICTIM
8:00 PM
Did you know that as models it is your job to tell a story?
8:01 PM
The photographer is Mike Rosenthal? Do they mean Mike Rosengrave? (http://mlr.co.nz/)

Vitamin Pony: i just spilled soda stream on the kitchen floor
8:02 PM
me: They look EXACTLY like wallstreet brokers

Vitamin Pony: unrelated but it ws upsetting

me: except for the part whhere they don’t even at all

I love Fo talking and making banter

Vitamin Pony: when i thiink wall street…i think “CUTE”

me: Oh, artists in So Ho

no fucking artists can afford to live in So Ho

they’re all in Brooklyn, fools
8:03 PM
Vitamin Pony: kourtnie looks haggard

me: Don’t they watch Gossip Girl?

Vitamin Pony: i hate sandra

but i enjoy celia

me: I kind of want Celia’s petticoat though

Vitamin Pony: take it

just take it
8:04 PM
swoosh

upper east side.. like.. that chick….

the girl

in this show

me: omg Taylor looks even more like Little J

Vitamin Pony: what’s her name?

who is taylor?

who is little j?

me: Allison

Vitamin Pony: i’m confused

oh. oh i see.

me: Allison looks like Taylor Momsemsoms

Vitamin Pony: doesn’t see

me: who plays Little J

on Gossip Girl
8:05 PM
Thinking too much? What the hell are you doing on a reality tv show?

Vitamin Pony: allison with a beanie non looks like ann/egg/blan from arrested dev

me: Her?

Vitamin Pony: heh

ewwwwwwwwwwww feral tartlette just spat a gob of food off the bus

me: I’ve posed in Times Square before! http://www.flickr.com/photos/johubris/283857101/in/set-72157594365652720/
8:06 PM
Vitamin Pony: i look at natalie and i see shortland street actress

i miss heather

she has aspergers

speaking of, WHAT THE FUCK SHORTLAND STREET!?

me: did Gabrielle leave shorters?

Vitamin Pony: yes.
8:07 PM
gutted.

i loved her.

me: OH NOES

I loved her too

Vitamin Pony: i hope she comes back.

allison looks like she’s melting

a doll who was thrown into a boiling pot of water

me: London looks kind of like the “fashion blogger” that I fucking hate right now
8:08 PM
Vitamin Pony: seriousy – is that the kid from freaks and geeks in bones?

seriousLY. stupid keyboard.

me: i know man it’s so weird

he’s like, old and shit
8:09 PM
Vitamin Pony: i hate nathan rarere

i’m full of hate.

me: aww poor nathan

Vitamin Pony: i’m going to LOVE something before this adbreak is over

there you go

i love chocolate
8:11 PM
me: i do too

but I prefer dark to milk

Vitamin Pony: raacist

oh wow
8:12 PM
tyra loves herself so hard

me: THE RULES TO OWNING YOUR INNER FIERCENESS!

Oh Ty Ty!

Vitamin Pony: she looks like the hummer limo

but in blue

sexified nigel barker?

me: “Noted Sexified Fashion Photographer” ???

Vitamin Pony: tyra oooozes idiot
8:13 PM
me: I actually like Ty Ty’s outfit

Vitamin Pony: note the nervous laughter

me: I do love me a high skirt

and also plaid

because it is still 1993 right?

Vitamin Pony: yeah

sure

why not?

that’s an appalling photo

me: that’s a dreadful photo of Nijah and Kourtnie
8:14 PM
Vitamin Pony: FAUXMINA

me: oh my stars, they should not have put the shortest and tallest together

but the photo of Fo & Aminat is great

Vitamin Pony: that is a cool photo. fo looks like a badass.
8:15 PM
me: Aminat looks a bit like the girl who tried to make out with me on Saturday

Celia’s a bit too manly

Vitamin Pony: yet sandra looks like akon

me: She’s so ronery
8:16 PM
Vitamin Pony: celia looks like she’s trying to pick akon’s ose

nose

me: Celia looks like Brooke from SS in that shot

Natalie is so not a “model”

except catalogue

Vitamin Pony: DEKA

me: heehee
8:17 PM
so she’s going to have to move to Huntly

Ugh, London looks SO much like Gala

ugh

Vitamin Pony: london looks like madonna and nic cage’s lovechild

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hungover olsen twin
8:18 PM
i don’t like london

missed

the

short

bus
8:20 PM
sooooooooooooo…. ad breaks eh..
8:21 PM
me: OMG SPARKLY VAMPIRE!

Vitamin Pony: i dunno if he’ll make it as an actor outside of twilight

me: why would he want to?
8:22 PM
Vitamin Pony: well he’s trying to act in other movies.

so i’m assuming he does.
8:23 PM
aminat looks like the “BITCH POURED BEER ON MY WEAVE!” girl

me: aww mean
8:24 PM
Tiffani was a crackwhore

Aminat is awesome

Vitamin Pony: they all look the same in these photos to me. how do they differentiate?

me: they just get drunk and point

Vitamin Pony: i would hate to have to spend time around tyra

me: and wait for the editors to match it all up in post

who’s going home?

I’m thinking Natalie

Vitamin Pony: i’d be fighting my natural instinct to smack her face in.
8:25 PM
me: Or perhaps Kourtnie

Vitamin Pony: yes, natalie is out

me: Yay Fo!
8:26 PM
Damn, Gala made it through

Vitamin Pony: nic cage made it

me: haha

DAMN

Vitamin Pony: whoa

me: why did Natalie get to stay?

Vitamin Pony: nijah is gone then

me: who’s out?

yeah, nijah

i totally forgot about er

her

Vitamin Pony: cuz alison will cut a bitch
8:27 PM
me: Nijah looked like Rudy from the Cosby Show

Vitamin Pony: alison looked like puss n boots when he’s doing his big eye stare

me: omg totally
8:28 PM
Vitamin Pony: meh, nijah. we barely knew ye

nor cared

nice nana shawl homegirl

thanks ken mok
8:29 PM
tyra wants to be on top

me: Thanks for liveblogging with me L

any final words?

Vitamin Pony: weak episode.
8:30 PM
weak.

me: Yeah it wasn’t great

Benny Ninja will bring it next week though, right?

Vitamin Pony: bring the gimp

me: Word.

And on that, peace out!
8:31 PM
Vitamin Pony: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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